how does it feel … to be without a home … a complete unknown … like a rolling stone ???

a public service announcement …

if you ever need a water purifier … get STERIpen … its a little light you shine in the water and it treats it instantly and easily …

i was putting mine to great use until it broke in Sudan … the wonderful people at STERIpen and Ram Mountaineering in Cape Town, South Africa have gone a MILE out of their way to help me out …

they will save me literally hundreds of dollars that i otherwise would have spent on bottled water … and bottled water is f**king evil and we should all be ashamed of ourselves …

anyway …

this place is barack-crazy …

yesterday i heard a song on the bus … called “Barack, Barack, Barack” … that had kind of a poppy beat, with lyrics sung reggae … but all the worlds were about his policies …

“barack, barack, he won’t cut and run … barack, barack, he supports a reasonable timetable for troop withdrawl … barack, barack, on immigration he feels ………….”

weird …

and also … kenyan men LOVE business casual … ever single man i see, rich or poor, is wearing dress pants and a dress shirt … i am the most underdressed person at the party …

i am just chilling out, waiting to go on a bloody expensive safari … for this price … i better see some animals killing each other … or at least lions feeding with the blood all over their faces or something … i also want to get charged by a rhino … have you ever SEEN a rhino … they are like a bulldog, with a bigass horn that weighs (i just wrote “ways” … wtf?) a couple tonnes … i feel like if that doesn’t scare me, nothing will …

i am starting to figure out all the different ways they try to skim money from my pockets, and am getting better everyday at beating them to the punch …

gotta run … i just got called …

see ya’ll in a few days …